Bad Poetry (Stolen from the Found Magazine Website)

I never realized how bad
your poetry was.

From a television commercial for frozen lasagna

"Made from real ingredients"

Obama

Because when something bad happens, he won't spend two days playing air guitar. The photo below was taken on August 30th, 2005, the day after Katrina hit and the levees in New Orleans broke.

New Broadside

A new broadside of my poem "10 Most Dangerous Places in Space" has been issued by the Make/Shift Collective. Designed by J.S. Makkos. Email for details.

Who the Hell is Chuck and Rufus?

From R. Kelly's Epic Poem Trapped in the Closet:

Postcard 50: Postmarked October 7th,1933, Chicago, Il

The Adler Planetarium, Grant Park, Chicago

Oct 7-33-Dear Folks
We are here in
Chicago. Keep our
Mail for us until
we come. Next week
some time.
G. W. Tritschler &
..................family

Chicago World's Fair 1933.

Postcard 49: Postmarked June 20th, 1916, Belle Plaine, Iowa

Friendly Greetings

.

"The world forgetting

.....by the world forgot;

...........I send this small reminder

....................e'er such be my lot

.

Guess who???

Just Like...

Review: Aram Saroyan's Complete Minimal Poems (Ugly Duckling Presse, 2007)

look, poems!

precisely

Three Scraps

Love
Yesterday
Al

Flood Coin 2 (Vermont Quarter)

Flood Coin 1 (Louisiana Quarter)

Katrina's flood water was extraordinarily corrosive. When we moved into our place on Olympia St. in Janurary of 2006, the laundromat in the neighborhood had a sign up: "No Flood Coins." This is what those unwanted coins would have looked like.

Sound Sticker 2 (on with the show)

Sound Sticker 1

Postcard 48: Postmark Jan 15 1943 Ocala Fl.

Magnolia Street, Looking South, Ocala, Fla.

Ocala, a city of 10,000, offers a shopping

district of sufficient assortment and quality

as to meet the requirements of the most dis-

criminating. Magnolia Street, as shown, covers

only part of the down-town business section.

.

This is Ocala. About

10 min. walk to cover

business section. It

is pretty here but

cold as the dickens.

Say hello to all for

me. How I wish

you could see all

this......Catherine

Postcard 47: Leather Postcard, Undated, Circa 1965

Cordoba

We saw the girls doing

this leather work. We

have seen them

making mantillas of

lace and tablecloths.

Today we saw acres of

red peppers drying in

the sun, most in racks

but a great many on

the ground. Man turns

them over with a wooden

pitch fork. Everyone here rides

a burro.........Love Florence

Number One In Heavy Metal

From Heavy Metal Parking Lot

Order, Abandoned

Professor Giraffe's Course in General Pudding

Fat Bats 7

Julie,.......................-90-

What can I say-besides

I find you incredibly sexy!

You are the coolest shit I

know. Partying w/ you

is the best-even if Booger

is there too! Don't forget,

drink many beers & smoke

many bats. I'm so glad

we're friends--who else

would I make my moves

on!

I know you worship me

.........................Love

...............................Liz

Fat Bats 6

Julie,

Annoying Woman!

What would my

mornings be like w/out

you?........A hell of a lot

better!! JOKING!!

Seriously, I'm going

to miss you next year!

Who is going to make

me laugh when I'm in a

bad mood? Who's going to

tell me I look like shit?

Love Ya,

....................Connie

Fat Bats 5

Julie,.......................90

You are a riot!

Always remember

Chadwicks, & that

your going out

with my mom!

I hope that

everything goes

great next year,

but we still

have to finish

this year & be

SICK! Yeah JG!

...............Lisa

Fortune Cookie for Miroslav Holub

"The fact that I cannot imagine the present moment has always worried me" (Miroslav Holub)

Fat Bats 4

Julie,

Wow! You love

Connie's morning

look! You are the

sickest fat bat

Bitch in the world!

I respect that

hotel business!

Worship me,

........I Love Ya,

..........Genevieve

.....NOT.....

Water on Mars!

This street of open umbrellas
usually
forms in the presence of water

this heron hunting

from the edge

of the pond, so still.

The space program's

been looking for

this kind of thing on mars,

a freedom from the immense

wind of atoms,

a place to settle down

a little farther from the sun.

(From "Variations on the Habits of Wading Birds" in Carbon)

.

What they thought was water on Mars is water.

Article about NASA's discovery: HERE

Fat Bats 3 (Found on Magazine St)

Julie,

You're so dirty!!!

So you think

you can out

drink me? I

think you are

mistaken. Anyways

you're an awesome

kid

.................Love,

...........................Brian

Fat Bats 2 (Found on Magazine St. in New Orleans)

Julie,

How are ya gorgeous?

I don't know why

I love ya so much

with all your short

jokes. Yes, I do

you can always

find a way to make

me laugh

You're great! I'm

glad we're friends!

................Love,

.......................Rene

Fat Bats 1

Julie,

Well chic, you have

def. been a pain in

the ass! But I still

love you!! I'm so

glad everythin worked

out between us!!! W/out

your sense of humor

I don't think I could

have ever survived at AC.

I'll never forget my house,

channel 46, and of course the

Marriott! Remember Ma, it

was Connie, Ben, Ann & Liz!!

But we know who is the true LUSH!

.................................Love Ya

..........................................Connie

PS

Continue to drink and smoke those

.........................................fat bats

Fortune Cookie

Fortune Cookie

Poster: A Man's Touch

Found Earlier This Week In New Orleans

My Favorite Poem

Postcard 46: Postmarked Dec 30th, 1914, Evans City, PA

Birthday Greetings

May your Birthday be right jolly,
With cakes and candles, friends and dolly.

I got a teddy

bear for xmas

and a ring

what did you

get I wish

you a happy

Birthday from

Florence Wehr

Postcard 45: Postmarked Dec. 31st, 1908 Chicago, Il

Happy New Year

.
From Papa to Elton
Red Claud is so
fat he cant move
you will half to
ride him lots when
you come home
.
.....................Papa

Worst Album Cover

from: http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

Postcard 44: Unposted, Early 20th Century

It's great to
.....be loved.

Postcard 43: Unposted, Mid-20th Century, Linen Card

W 35. The White House, Washington, D.C.

Million Billion Trillion

He held out a slip of paper and said, "Here, I just have to give this to someone."

From The Iliad

Book Two, Part One
.
1.
Now
night
.........in his heart
.
in words
..................no longer
..............................his words
.
a cloud of
.................horses
.
................................so numerous
.
2.
far away
.................the flowing
.
.........................................city
.
...................................in your heart
.
3.
the flowing
.........................city
.
...........................no longer
...........................within your heart
.
4.
flocks
of
men
caught in
..................cities
.
..................numbered
..................counted
..................allotted
.
.................................one to
.........................................ten
.
so I
...........who live in the city
....................have rotted away
.
5.
the
.......wind moves
.
...................and men shout
..............................to the
...........................................sky
.
6.
no longer
each
voice
.
.........throwing
.....................words
.................................in anger
.
7.
forever
............the shrill noise of
.
...................................words
.
8.
I tell you
.
............strip away your
...............................howling
...............................tear-drops
.
...............................speak
.........................................again
.........................................to
.........................................his heart
.
9.
years
.........curved
....................and empty
.
gathered
.....................under
...........................the shining water
.
.......................................the leaves
.
10.
he spoke
.
..................and poured
................................words
.
........................................in
...........................................to
.
...........................................running
...........................................blood
.
11.
you
......spoke
.
..............the city
...........................has given me
.
...............................................words
.
.....................................................and each man
.....................................................separate
.
......................................................but
......................................................never alone
.
12.
no more
....action
.
13.
she swept
...............the
....................forest
...............the mountain
......................the birds
.............................the meadow
.
.........................into
...............................a milk pail
.
14.
you
........only the rumor of
.
.....................................a voice
.
15.
the
earth
.
.........the arrangement of horses
.
16.
the sea
.
.............the swarming
.
...........................lovely
.....................................city
.
............................his heart
............................her lamentations
.
17.
he
.
......the voice
......without memory
.
.................the heart
........................trembling

Photo: Three Women and a Girl, Damaged

Photo: Four Women and A Band, World War 2

To 7 Dec.

The outdoor advertising industry joins the US treasury
in urging you to buy an extra war bond

BUY.....MORE.....WAR.....BONDS

Postcard 42: Postmarked Jan 21st, 1946, Marion Ind. (On Collecting)

McKinley Home Church, Canton, Ohio

.

Hello. Hope this church view from Ohio is o.k.

Yes, I have Calif. pals, both card and

pen pals. I have a few pals who ex-

change more than 1 card at a time but
it is hard for me to do so as we don't
have many different views here. I'm

clerking in a down town drug store. Like

it fine but get so very tired. It is very

interesting work. Meet all kinds of people.

Snowed here all day and doing it

yet real hard. Look for a big one

this time. Don't you

think Jan. is going

fast. Sincerely